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Joke of the Day

"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."

"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"

"So there's 100 000 pascals in a bar..."

"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"

"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."

"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."

"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched"

"What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit"