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Joke of the Day
"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable."
"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"
"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."
"RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder."
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"
"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."