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Joke of the Day
"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."
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"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar. He's so drunk, he doesn't feel anything."
"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."
"A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!"""
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."