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Joke of the Day
"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
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"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash."
"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."
"I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend."
"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."