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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"
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"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture."
"I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet? Precubescent"
"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""
"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"
"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."