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Joke of the Day

"My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?"

"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."

"Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes... How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri? You kick his sister in the chin."

"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."

"Knock knock Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not I'm gonna cum in your mouth -Chuck Palahniuk"

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."

"*wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire* calm down brent just call a tow tru*I'm already shooting flare gun*"

"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."