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Joke of the Day

"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"

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"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual."
"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."
"Why are European cars the lightest? because there's no Americans sitting in them."
"Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now. But at least he's positive."
"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."