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Joke of the Day

"Why are European cars the lightest? because there's no Americans sitting in them."

"If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?"

"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"

"What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team? One is a cunning group of runts."

"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"

"What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells? Cancer cells can get Jobs."

"I looked into my partner's eyes and said to the priest, ""I do."" If nobody else was going to object to the marriage, then I guess I had to."

"If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine"