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Joke of the Day
"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."
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"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
"*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*"
"Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking ""why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"""
"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."
"Your dad is so dumb... that he forgot to use a condom -sorry"
"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."
"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."
"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"
"A manual RT is like saying ""Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."""