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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"
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"Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin"
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."
"What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl? You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."