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Joke of the Day

"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."

"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""

"Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"It's gonna be tough for Brad Pitt to start dating again. Everybody knows Tomb Raider sequels are terrible."

"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""

"Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut"

"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."

"Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?"

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"