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Joke of the Day
"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
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"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."
"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"
"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."
"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."
"Did you hear about the murder of the door maker? The police said it was an open and shut case."
"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."
"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."
"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""