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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""

"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."