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Joke of the Day

"Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question."

"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."

"When I die, please scatter my ashes over my iPhone, computer and TV, because I want to be left to my own devices."

"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."

"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"

"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"