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Joke of the Day
"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"
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"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"
"""It behooves you."" -Inventor of the horseshoe, explaining to a dubious horse."
"Why is Theresa May so against Porn? When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A: A camera that takes pictures of itself."
"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""
"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."
"What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"
"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."