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Joke of the Day

"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"

"""Nothing rhymes with orange"" No it doesn't."

"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""

"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."

"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"

"oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."

"Your love life"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."

"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."