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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female."

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"*tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media"

"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"

"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"

"Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*"

"Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't like to be spotted"

"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"