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Joke of the Day

"Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer."

"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."

"Why did the vacuum get a raise? Because it sucked at its job."

"Why dont guys like working in the rain? Because only pussys get wet."

"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."

"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."

"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""

"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."

"Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)"