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"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."

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"A Jewish kid asks his Jewish Dad for 50$... His dad says ""40$? What do you need 20$ for?"""
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb? More than three, I still can't reach it."
"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
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