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Joke of the Day
"Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno. *boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*"
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"What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini!"
"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."
"[me narrating a documentary on urchins] ""look at these boring moist porcupines"""
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"When I started doing stand-up, I didn't have a lot of my own material, so I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes I still do, but I used to too."
"Indian restaurant I was at an Indian restaurant last night when the waiter came over and said,""Curry ok sir""? I said 'ok one song then fuck off.'."
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? A veterinarian"