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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
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"I once made an error in little league, When I signed up to play."
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"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."
"The ""smoking gun"" has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke."
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"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."
"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."