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Joke of the Day
"I once made an error in little league, When I signed up to play."
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"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."
"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"I took the shell off my racing snail... I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"Get-rich-quick schemes rarely make much cents"
"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"
"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."
"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"