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Joke of the Day
"The ""smoking gun"" has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke."
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"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."
"I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said... ""Well that's a load off your back"""
"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"
"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"
"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."
"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"
"So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but... ...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical."
"It is well known..."
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."