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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."
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"I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz"
"Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter."
"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"
"""This is BULLSHIT"" - enthusiastic manure salesman"
"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."
"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"
"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."
"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."