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Joke of the Day
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
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"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."
"How do you make a baby cry twice? NSFL You wipe your bloody dick on his/her teddy bear."
"I was braised by wild cannibals."
"No arms no legs What do you call a Mexican prostitute who has no arms and no le/"
"The best way to show someone you hate them is to serve them food without cheese on it."
"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"
"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."