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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"
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"What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? Out, out, damned Spot!"
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."
"*takes selfie, sends to wife* Wife: ""No."" *takes pants off* *tries on another pair in The Gap change room* *takes selfie, sends to wife*"
"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"
"a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets"
"In an effort to improve customer service, Best Buy will now punch each customer in the face as they walk through the door."
"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."
"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."
"What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier."