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Joke of the Day

"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."

"What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."

"I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die."

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"