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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."
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"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."
"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""
"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"
"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."
"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."
"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."
"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"
"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."
"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."