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Joke of the Day

"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"

"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"

"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"

"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."

"I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else."

"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"

"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"