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Joke of the Day
"Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
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"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."
"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"
"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Cold."
"Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that"
"Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!"
"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."
"I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby."