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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"

"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"

"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"

"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."

"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"