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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"

"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."

"Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts."

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"Whenever someone says to me ""Please make yourself at home"" I remove all my clothes and start masturbating"

"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"

"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."

"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""