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Joke of the Day
"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."
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"What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell? Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame"
"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."
"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"
"What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic."
"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"