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Joke of the Day
"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"
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"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."
"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."
"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."
"After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says ""if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."""
"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""
"You know, Christmas is a lot like anal... Everyone always says it is better to give than to receive, but when you do you inevitably get shit in return."
"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."