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Joke of the Day

"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"

"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."

"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? DR.Dre"

"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."

"Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."

"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"

"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"

"For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?"