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Joke of the Day
"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."
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"I bought a race horse and decided to call it ""MY FACE"". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting ""COME ON MY FACE""!!"
"A man goes to the doctor... and he says, ""Doc, my eye hurts when I drink coffee."" Doctor says, ""Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"""
"My special power is reading about a disease and developing all the related symptoms within an hour."
"My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her ""golden shower"" so goodnight."
"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."
"You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands... ...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed."
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"
"Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law. I know that now."
"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"