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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"

"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium **BATMAN! **"

"What do you call Japanese pussy? Yellowtail"

"I want to start my own ice cream brand and call it ""Lick Me Till"". Lick me till ice cream..."

"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"

"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"""People want to feel special.. they'll buy sugary piss in a bottle as long as it has their name on it."" - Executives at Coke"

"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."