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Joke of the Day
"What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? Gang rape."
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"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."
"No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March"
"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"
"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."
"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."
"Why are the undead so angry all the time? They have mummy issues."
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"
"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"