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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"
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"why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling"
"*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!"
"How do these people survive"
"Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side"
"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"
"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"
"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""