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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"
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"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"
"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."
"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip. No offense intended(to get the racial shit stated before I get hit with it)"
"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."
"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"