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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip. No offense intended(to get the racial shit stated before I get hit with it)"

"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."

"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"