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Joke of the Day

"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"Communism is awful. It's just common cents."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"

"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year"

"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."