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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."

"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"

"Without ME, it's just AWESO."

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning."

"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."

"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"

"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"