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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""

"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"

"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."

"Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis."

"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"

"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""

"How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck? Get another 90 year old to yell ""BINGO!"""

"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"

"Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot"