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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter. So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?"

"First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs"

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens"

"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""