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Joke of the Day

"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""

"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"

"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"

"Who was the first mathematician? A concave man"

"What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos? Thoreau Back Thursday"