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Joke of the Day

"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"

"What is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail? He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others."

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."

"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"

"Why didn't the Jews fight in WWII? They all went camping."

"Almir Payday 2 That is all, thank you."

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA."

"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."