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Joke of the Day
"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."
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"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."
"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."
"What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division? A Pedro leak."
"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally."
"that stage of not showering where you develop a sort of detached, clinical interest in how bad you smell & seeing how much worse it can get"