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Joke of the Day
"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"
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"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car Robin"
"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."
"I used to do drugs... I still do em, but I used to too. RIP Mitch Hedberg"
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!"
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"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."
"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."