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Joke of the Day

"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"

"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"

"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims- 100 storeys in 10 seconds"

"What does Gordon program in? FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe..."

"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."

"Why are there no podiatrist generals? Because all they know is de feet"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."

"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."