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Joke of the Day
"Your mama so FAT32 She always takes 4096 bytes"
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"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"
"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"
"I just whispered ""Come at me, bro"" to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I'm in my car driving away from my old life."
"Foreplay in an elevator... Taking going down, to a whole new level I'm bad i know..."
"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"